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Joke Of The Day: Between A Married Woman & A Single Guy

Don’t know if this is hilarious or not. Just don’t, lol. So you read and decide...

I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls. 
I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:

"Hello Madam, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big match and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off".  Continue...

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read: "Where was the fight? 
Where did they go? 
Did you Noticed those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart."

I just read and didn't respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her: "I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?"

Then i replied, "Okay, you can Send it Tru Mobile Money transfer so that I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl's House because I know them." After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid. 
I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby......Am I Wicked?? #LiveLifeHappy #LiveLifeGood

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